diff --git a/cmd/mavend/actions_query.go b/cmd/mavend/actions_query.go
index 9f3f771..dd4ef47 100644
--- a/cmd/mavend/actions_query.go
+++ b/cmd/mavend/actions_query.go
@@ -367,9 +367,12 @@ func (h *reactiveHandler) queryNetwork(ctx context.Context, t *queryTurn) (strin
 		return "", false
 	}
 	if h.netscan == nil {
-		// Fall through, same as queryHome: an unconfigured scanner must not
-		// swallow "сколько устройств в сети?" before recall has looked.
-		return "", false
+		// The recogniser already matched, so this is a question about HIS LAN
+		// and there is no scanner to answer it. Falling through sent it to the
+		// search leg, which answered with a paragraph about routers in general
+		// and put his network question on an upstream engine (Vikunja #479).
+		// A missing capability names itself.
+		return phraser.Q(phraser.QueryNetOff, nil), true
 	}
 	return h.netscan.scanSummary(ctx)
 }
@@ -525,12 +528,11 @@ func (h *reactiveHandler) queryWeb(ctx context.Context, t *queryTurn) (string, b
 		return "", false
 	}
 	if h.crawler == nil {
-		// Fall through. Reading pages is off unless configured, and on a daemon
-		// where it was never turned on the older behaviour is right: the model
-		// answers the question as if the URL had not been said. Announcing a
-		// configuration status is for a capability that exists and failed, not
-		// for one he never asked for.
-		return "", false
+		// He named a URL, so the question is about that page and nothing else
+		// can answer it. The older comment here argued for falling through and
+		// letting the model answer as if the URL had not been said; that is a
+		// guess dressed as an answer (Vikunja #479).
+		return phraser.Q(phraser.QueryPageOff, nil), true
 	}
 	ctxFetch, cancel := context.WithTimeout(ctx, 30*time.Second)
 	defer cancel()
diff --git a/cmd/mavend/crawls_test.go b/cmd/mavend/crawls_test.go
index 4423355..b6b1882 100644
--- a/cmd/mavend/crawls_test.go
+++ b/cmd/mavend/crawls_test.go
@@ -125,13 +125,17 @@ func TestQueryWebPassesWithoutAURL(t *testing.T) {
 	}
 }
 
-// A daemon where page reading was never turned on — the default — answers the
-// question the way it did before the capability existed. Claiming the turn to
-// report a configuration status is for something that exists and failed.
-func TestQueryWebPassesWhenNotConfigured(t *testing.T) {
+// A daemon where page reading was never turned on names the gap. He asked
+// about one page, nothing else on the box can read it, and the old behaviour
+// here was to answer as though the URL had not been said (Vikunja #479).
+func TestQueryWebNamesTheGapWhenNotConfigured(t *testing.T) {
 	h := buildWebHandler(nil)
-	if reply, ok := askWeb(h, "посмотри https://example.org/page"); ok {
-		t.Fatalf("an unconfigured crawler claimed the turn with %q", reply)
+	reply, ok := askWeb(h, "посмотри https://example.org/page")
+	if !ok {
+		t.Fatal("an unconfigured crawler let the page question fall through")
+	}
+	if !phraser.IsQ(phraser.QueryPageOff, nil, reply) {
+		t.Errorf("got %q, want the gap named", reply)
 	}
 }
 
diff --git a/cmd/mavend/netscan_test.go b/cmd/mavend/netscan_test.go
index eb10526..0adc2ce 100644
--- a/cmd/mavend/netscan_test.go
+++ b/cmd/mavend/netscan_test.go
@@ -10,6 +10,8 @@ import (
 
 	"github.com/kami/maven/internal/config"
 	"github.com/kami/maven/internal/ipc"
+	"github.com/kami/maven/internal/phraser"
+	"github.com/kami/maven/internal/router"
 )
 
 func TestWireNetScanOffUnlessEnabled(t *testing.T) {
@@ -157,3 +159,22 @@ func TestScanSummarySpeaksACountAndWritesTheAddresses(t *testing.T) {
 		t.Errorf("a repeat question rescanned and rewrote the record (%d notes)", api.n)
 	}
 }
+
+// An unconfigured scanner names the gap instead of declining the turn.
+//
+// Falling through sent "какие устройства в сети?" to the search leg, which
+// answered with a paragraph about routers in general — and put a question about
+// his own LAN on an upstream engine, which the personal boundary exists to
+// prevent (Vikunja #479).
+func TestQueryNetworkNamesTheGapWhenNotConfigured(t *testing.T) {
+	h := &reactiveHandler{}
+	reply, ok := h.queryNetwork(context.Background(), &queryTurn{
+		dec: router.Decision{Utterance: "какие устройства в сети?"},
+	})
+	if !ok {
+		t.Fatal("an unconfigured scanner let the question fall through to search")
+	}
+	if !phraser.IsQ(phraser.QueryNetOff, nil, reply) {
+		t.Errorf("got %q, want the gap named", reply)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/cmd/mavend/voicewire.go b/cmd/mavend/voicewire.go
index f4fd334..8bf2361 100644
--- a/cmd/mavend/voicewire.go
+++ b/cmd/mavend/voicewire.go
@@ -379,6 +379,9 @@ func buildRouter(emb router.Embedder, acts router.ActMatcher, threshold float64,
 	// question and must keep reaching replySystem, while "что у меня сегодня"
 	// is an agenda question and must not.
 	grammars = append(grammars, router.AgendaQueryGrammars()...)
+	// After the agenda rules: "расскажи, что у меня сегодня" is an agenda
+	// question first and a narrative request second (Vikunja #498).
+	grammars = append(grammars, router.NarrativeQueryGrammars()...)
 	grammars = append(grammars, router.ReminderGrammar())
 	return router.New(router.Config{
 		Grammars:   grammars,
diff --git a/internal/phraser/query.go b/internal/phraser/query.go
index 81dd1a7..497cada 100644
--- a/internal/phraser/query.go
+++ b/internal/phraser/query.go
@@ -45,6 +45,8 @@ const (
 	QueryWeatherOff   = "weather_off"
 	QueryWeatherWhere = "weather_nolocation"
 	QueryNetEmpty     = "net_empty"
+	QueryNetOff       = "net_off"
+	QueryPageOff      = "page_off"
 
 	QueryFailPlan     = "fail_plan"
 	QueryFailNotes    = "fail_notes"
@@ -60,7 +62,7 @@ var queryKeys = []string{
 	QueryUnknown, QueryOtherDay, QueryPersonalNone, QueryFactWhen, QueryFactValue,
 	QueryFound, QueryPageText, QueryPageBlocked, QueryPageEmpty,
 	QueryFeedsOff, QueryFeedsNew, QueryFeedsEmpty, QueryFeedsTopic,
-	QueryWeatherNow, QueryWeatherOff, QueryWeatherWhere, QueryNetEmpty,
+	QueryWeatherNow, QueryWeatherOff, QueryWeatherWhere, QueryNetEmpty, QueryNetOff, QueryPageOff,
 	QueryFailPlan, QueryFailNotes, QueryFailFeeds, QueryFailCalendar,
 	QueryFailWeather, QueryFailAnswer, QueryFailPage, QueryFailNetscan,
 }
@@ -87,6 +89,8 @@ var queryFloor = map[string]string{
 	QueryWeatherOff:   "погода не настроена.",
 	QueryWeatherWhere: "для какого города?",
 	QueryNetEmpty:     "в сети никого не нашла.",
+	QueryNetOff:       "сканирование сети не настроено.",
+	QueryPageOff:      "я не читаю страницы — это не настроено.",
 
 	QueryFailPlan:     "не получилось собрать план.",
 	QueryFailNotes:    "не получилось посмотреть записи.",
diff --git a/internal/phraser/query_ru_v1.json b/internal/phraser/query_ru_v1.json
index a86f376..dafa5d0 100644
--- a/internal/phraser/query_ru_v1.json
+++ b/internal/phraser/query_ru_v1.json
@@ -68,6 +68,14 @@
       "fixed": true,
       "variants": ["для какого города?"]
     },
+    "net_off": {
+      "fixed": true,
+      "variants": ["сканирование сети не настроено."]
+    },
+    "page_off": {
+      "fixed": true,
+      "variants": ["я не читаю страницы — это не настроено."]
+    },
     "net_empty": {
       "variants": ["в сети никого не нашла.", "в сети никого не нашла{tail}."]
     },
diff --git a/internal/router/agenda_test.go b/internal/router/agenda_test.go
index 4ef3407..7ee8420 100644
--- a/internal/router/agenda_test.go
+++ b/internal/router/agenda_test.go
@@ -75,3 +75,40 @@ func TestAgendaGrammarSparesStatements(t *testing.T) {
 		}
 	}
 }
+
+// The two shapes that carried no question mark and no interrogative, so the
+// model saw them first and called them facts (Vikunja #498).
+func TestNarrativeGrammarsRouteToQuery(t *testing.T) {
+	r := agendaRouter(t)
+	r.grammars = append(r.grammars, NarrativeQueryGrammars()...)
+	for _, u := range []string{
+		"что дальше?",
+		"и что там дальше",
+		"what's next?",
+		"расскажи про битву при Ватерлоо",
+		"объясни как работает дизель",
+		"опиши Ватерлоо",
+	} {
+		d, err := r.Route(context.Background(), u, refNow())
+		if err != nil {
+			t.Fatalf("%q: %v", u, err)
+		}
+		if d.Intent != IntentQuery || d.Stage != 0 {
+			t.Errorf("%q routed intent=%s stage=%d, want query at stage 0", u, d.Intent, d.Stage)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// A narrative verb next to a capture verb is him asking for a note. Stage 0
+// declines and the extractor gets its turn.
+func TestNarrativeGrammarLeavesCapturesAlone(t *testing.T) {
+	r := agendaRouter(t)
+	r.grammars = append(r.grammars, NarrativeQueryGrammars()...)
+	d, err := r.Route(context.Background(), "расскажи и запиши что я пил воду", refNow())
+	if err != nil {
+		t.Fatal(err)
+	}
+	if d.Stage == 0 && d.Intent == IntentQuery {
+		t.Errorf("stage 0 claimed a capture: %+v", d)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/internal/router/eval/eval_test.go b/internal/router/eval/eval_test.go
index 9adf2c2..89dd17c 100644
--- a/internal/router/eval/eval_test.go
+++ b/internal/router/eval/eval_test.go
@@ -236,6 +236,7 @@ func newBaselineRouter(t *testing.T, emb router.Embedder, llmR *router.LLMRouter
 	// Same order as buildRouter (voicewire.go). The fixture is only worth
 	// anything while its grammar set is the daemon's grammar set.
 	grammars = append(grammars, router.AgendaQueryGrammars()...)
+	grammars = append(grammars, router.NarrativeQueryGrammars()...)
 	grammars = append(grammars, router.ReminderGrammar())
 	return router.New(router.Config{
 		Grammars:   grammars,
diff --git a/internal/router/eval/ru_routing_v1.json b/internal/router/eval/ru_routing_v1.json
index 6c765f0..2de1e25 100644
--- a/internal/router/eval/ru_routing_v1.json
+++ b/internal/router/eval/ru_routing_v1.json
@@ -28,6 +28,8 @@
     { "id": "ru-query-016", "utterance": "покажи давление за неделю", "lang": "ru", "intent": "query", "tags": ["hard", "imperative"], "note": "imperative form but a read — must not route to act" },
     { "id": "ru-query-017", "utterance": "чем я занимался в среду", "lang": "ru", "intent": "query", "tags": ["hard", "chat-shaped"] },
     { "id": "ru-query-018", "utterance": "хватает ли места под новые бэкапы", "lang": "ru", "intent": "query", "tags": ["homelab"] },
+    { "id": "ru-query-020", "utterance": "что дальше?", "lang": "ru", "intent": "query", "tags": ["agenda", "hard"], "note": "the rest of the day, with no interrogative the model can read as a question — it routed fact until a stage 0 rule claimed it (V-498)" },
+    { "id": "ru-query-021", "utterance": "расскажи про битву при Ватерлоо", "lang": "ru", "intent": "query", "tags": ["world", "hard"], "note": "a world question phrased as an instruction. It routed fact, and the fact gate had to catch the write (V-498)" },
     { "id": "en-query-001", "utterance": "did I take my vitamins today", "lang": "en", "intent": "query", "tags": ["fact-shaped"] },
     { "id": "en-query-002", "utterance": "how long since the last backup finished", "lang": "en", "intent": "query", "tags": ["temporal"] },
     { "id": "en-query-003", "utterance": "show me this week's weight", "lang": "en", "intent": "query", "tags": ["imperative"] },
diff --git a/internal/router/stage0.go b/internal/router/stage0.go
index 615a4fc..b02a3be 100644
--- a/internal/router/stage0.go
+++ b/internal/router/stage0.go
@@ -185,6 +185,73 @@ func AgendaQueryGrammars() []Grammar {
 	}
 }
 
+// NarrativeQueryGrammars — stage-0 grammars for the two question shapes that
+// carry no question mark and no interrogative, and so reached the resident
+// model with nothing deterministic in front of them (Vikunja #498).
+//
+// Both were routed IntentFact by the model. The fact gate catches the write and
+// re-runs the turn as a query, so nothing breaks today; what they cost is a full
+// model round trip to reach a decision two patterns can make offline, and a
+// wrong row on the routing fixture.
+//
+// Wired after the agenda grammars, which is where their overlap resolves:
+// "расскажи, что у меня сегодня" is claimed here as a query either way.
+func NarrativeQueryGrammars() []Grammar {
+	return []Grammar{
+		{
+			// "что дальше?" — the rest of the day. IsRestOfDayQuery already
+			// recognises it downstream in the query chain, but that runs after
+			// the routing decision, and the routing decision was fact.
+			Name:    "rest-of-day-query",
+			Pattern: regexp.MustCompile(`(?i)(^|\s)(что|чего)\s+(там\s+|потом\s+)?дальше(\s|[?!.]|$)|(^|\s)what'?s?\s+next(\s|[?!.]|$)`),
+			Build:   agendaQueryBuild,
+		},
+		{
+			// "расскажи про X" — a world question phrased as an instruction.
+			// The lexicon is narrativeRequests, already written for the
+			// question-shaped test in question.go.
+			//
+			// Anchored at the start: "запиши что мне рассказали" is a capture,
+			// and a narrative verb buried mid-utterance is not the shape.
+			Name:    "narrative-query",
+			Pattern: regexp.MustCompile(`(?i)^\s*(расскажи|объясни|опиши|перечисли|tell|explain|describe)(\s+(.*))?$`),
+			Build:   narrativeQueryBuild,
+		},
+	}
+}
+
+// entertainmentNouns — what "расскажи" asks for when it is not asking for
+// knowledge. "расскажи анекдот про программистов" is chat: he wants her to make
+// something up, which is the one case where inventing is the right answer
+// (fixture ru-chat-003).
+var entertainmentNouns = []string{
+	"анекдот", "анекдоты", "шутку", "шутки", "историю", "сказку", "сказки",
+	"joke", "jokes", "story",
+}
+
+// narrativeQueryBuild — the narrative shape is a query unless he also said one
+// of the capture verbs, or asked for entertainment. "расскажи и запиши" is him
+// asking for a note, and stage 0 must not take either off the cascade.
+func narrativeQueryBuild(m []string) (Decision, bool) {
+	rest := ""
+	if len(m) > 3 {
+		rest = m[3]
+	}
+	for _, t := range planTokens(rest) {
+		for _, v := range captureVerbs {
+			if t == v {
+				return Decision{}, false
+			}
+		}
+		for _, v := range entertainmentNouns {
+			if t == v {
+				return Decision{}, false
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	return agendaQueryBuild(m)
+}
+
 // agendaQueryBuild — shared Build for the agenda grammars. Confidence 1.0 on
 // the intent only: the utterance travels intact and the query chain's own
 // matchers decide the rest.